Heh, true. Although I'd be picking up industrial-strength Tupperware first; rarely do you have to eat the suspicious food you pick up in an adventure game. So I'd just get to inflict it on somebody else.

Although some days I think it'd be fun to be able to solve mundane problems like a co-worker who doesn't do their job with the help of chewing gum, tape, a random plumbing accident and a flying birthday cake. A lot more satisfying than just nagging the lazy person or doing their work yourself. :)