I found myself.

Please take note of the new tag in the event you miss my exaggeration and think I truly have gone over the deep end. This will persist until people (yeah, there's more than one) stop worrying unnecessarily. I DO NOT LIKE STRESSING PEOPLE.

Love you guys, but really: one silly moment and I get "OMG are you okay" calls. Please don't go increasing your stress levels on my behalf.

And yes. The comic book issue I ran out to get was just that awesome.