Driver silliness, fanfic rewrites, et cetera

Okay, let's try this again. Tried to post this last night, but LJ told me it was in read-only mode, I lost the post, got disgusted and went to bed.

First up, the recent ( encounter with silly drivers and a petty triumph: )

For those who ask "When's your fanfic gonna be done?" ... ( Rewrite fun and where I'm stuck )

Okay, need to make some calls now.