I. Hate. Allergies.

First a sinus headache knocks me out of commission most of the day yesterday, and now I'm still sniffly.

Sorry if people are waiting for a response from me - between that and the need to pick up and get the last of my eBay descriptions done, I'm not going to get to my e-mail until maybe Monday.

Happy birthday, NTSH, sorry I couldn't get to you this year.

wheeee!

Today was really bleah.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

It's a good thing I don't drink, or I might make even less sense. Oooh! Monkeys!

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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(Now that you're all done going, "WTF?" the above is completely made-up silliness. honorh nearly made me do a spit take using this, so I decided to spread the confusion around. Whee!)