Death is gonna kill me for this.

[mandolin]

Submitted for your approval: "The Key and the Sword," (aka Why Mandi's Creativity Demons Should Stay Away from Sugar), another entry into my ever-growing list of bizarre-ass crossovers.

Part One is up here for those who dare to read it. (I know, I know, it's Fanfiction.net, but I can upload there from any computer, okay?)

And if you're mad at me for not picking up "Sharp Edges", this fic is being written expressly for the purpose of killing my writer's block on that. (And just because it was evil.)

I would like to say right here and now that I hate writing fight scenes.