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[mandolin]

I'm actually referring to the very last story in this post I just read, but it was beautiful. Jen? Read about why you should never put a cockatiel down your pants here.

I was cheering for the bird. I'm sure you will too.

BWA HA HA HA HA!

Comments

[marielogan.livejournal.com]

I'm in tears. *gasp* I suddenly love Mondays.

[kevenn.livejournal.com]

Oh dear gods, that was hysterical!!! LOL!!! :D

[jennies.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Stupidity is its own reward!

I applaud that bird. It should be on Bird Power posters. Fear the Feathers!

Also, I loved that bit about wiring up a heat-protected turtle door.

I begin to see why places like Petsmart are starting to install their cages in locked rooms, where you can only see the animals from behind bars or glass and cannot get at them unless an employee opens the room and *then* the cage.

Maybe pet stores should start employing bouncers? And issuing animal cruelty citations?