Evil quotes! A week late!
Aug. 26th, 2005 02:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mandolinWould have posted this before Otakon, but I only just found the paper that had all the quotes I jotted down. (It was put away in my purse, that's why I didn't find it.) The 13th was the birthday party for Pain and Suffering's little one, so as it turned out, I think the entire SisterHood plus all the Minions were actually together in Fredneck for an hour or two. Hence, quotes. All individuals are "protected" by their nicknames.
(after the kiwi's girlfriend, who knows none of us, is introduced all around)
"Quick - when she leaves the room, everyone switch hats!" --me
(I missed the context of this one.)
"I could still be a croissant, dammit!" --Plague
"I'm not Catholic!" --Plague
"You have the lineage of a Catholic." --Death
"No, just the guilt." --Plague
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional." --Mayhem
(Mayhem and Vengeance beating on each other with foam noodles in the pool)
"So, who's Anakin and who's Obi-Wan?" --me
(as one of the noodles cracks in half)
"I don't think they even qualify as padawans." --Plague
(when Innocence and Temptation are drawing and using markers)
"I share my love with all my friends." --Innocence
"You make love to your markers?" --Dementia
(Tiger - the kitten - streaks across the living room, panicked at all the people, and darts into the basement)
"What was that?" --Innocence
"Cat missile. Land-based." --War
"A fractured clavicle on the wedding night is a good omen." --Death
"That's my take on the story: the sex swing broke." --Fate
"He either has culture or he got hit on the head." --Plague
"Interesting set of options: culture, head injury, culture, head injury..." --War
(after a discussion I just could not keep up with enough to write down)
"Socks shouldn't have balls!" --Dementia
"I have a good joke to send you." --Mayhem
"Is it about socks?" --Dementia
"There are no good jokes about socks." --War
(looking over Temptation's drawings)
"This guy is drawing aliens. Very well." --Plague
"Aliens have three balls." --Dementia
"This has been a public service announcement." --War
"I'm not going to ask how she knows this." --Temptation
(On the invention of the caber toss)
"It's like most Scottish things: it was invented while drunk." --Plague
(on the prevalence of anti-Bush merchandise)
"You can get Bush being screwed by a monkey on a T-shirt." --Plague
"But the monkey would sue!" --War
(after the kiwi's girlfriend, who knows none of us, is introduced all around)
"Quick - when she leaves the room, everyone switch hats!" --me
(I missed the context of this one.)
"I could still be a croissant, dammit!" --Plague
"I'm not Catholic!" --Plague
"You have the lineage of a Catholic." --Death
"No, just the guilt." --Plague
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional." --Mayhem
(Mayhem and Vengeance beating on each other with foam noodles in the pool)
"So, who's Anakin and who's Obi-Wan?" --me
(as one of the noodles cracks in half)
"I don't think they even qualify as padawans." --Plague
(when Innocence and Temptation are drawing and using markers)
"I share my love with all my friends." --Innocence
"You make love to your markers?" --Dementia
(Tiger - the kitten - streaks across the living room, panicked at all the people, and darts into the basement)
"What was that?" --Innocence
"Cat missile. Land-based." --War
"A fractured clavicle on the wedding night is a good omen." --Death
"That's my take on the story: the sex swing broke." --Fate
"He either has culture or he got hit on the head." --Plague
"Interesting set of options: culture, head injury, culture, head injury..." --War
(after a discussion I just could not keep up with enough to write down)
"Socks shouldn't have balls!" --Dementia
"I have a good joke to send you." --Mayhem
"Is it about socks?" --Dementia
"There are no good jokes about socks." --War
(looking over Temptation's drawings)
"This guy is drawing aliens. Very well." --Plague
"Aliens have three balls." --Dementia
"This has been a public service announcement." --War
"I'm not going to ask how she knows this." --Temptation
(On the invention of the caber toss)
"It's like most Scottish things: it was invented while drunk." --Plague
(on the prevalence of anti-Bush merchandise)
"You can get Bush being screwed by a monkey on a T-shirt." --Plague
"But the monkey would sue!" --War
