mandolin | Weekend of evil quotes...

*pokes head up*

Recovering from a weekend with the rest of the SisterHood. Kind of annoyed that they made me get my butt home today and took on the task of taking Plague home. I mean, I'm glad I don't have to drive seven hours today, but I know I'm missing out on much random silliness...

(War, if you read this, CORRECT ME. I left the damn quote book either at your place or at the theater. And add what I missed.)

Moving Death into the room she's renting

War: (pullls out Legolas poster) "Where do we put the bishie porn?"
Death: "Shh! They think I'm normal here!"

Watched Fruits Basket #4 at War's place, followed by the Fake OVA that Plague brought.

(watching FB)
Death: "Look! A kitty with pants!"

(explaining Fake)
Chaos: "Hey, J.J. frightens even Dee, that ought to tell you something."

(watching Fake, or, more specifically, Dee jumping Ryo)
Plague: "I'm amazed at the strength of that shirt."

Our trip to Hershey. Amazingly, no one asked us to leave town.

(at Chocolate World)

Announcer: "...where there were so many cows, which produce a vital ingredient of chocolate."
Death: "And it's not fertilizer."

Chaos: "Death, I know it's tempting, but you are NOT allowed to lick the chocolate presses."
Death: "Thbbpt."

Plague: "An evil cow! An evil pregnant cow, no less!"
War: "Hey, Death, that looked kind of like Haru..."
Death: "Shut up."

Death: "An evil hentai Hershey Kiss." (Or was this Plague?)

(on the trolley, reacting to the cornball conductor)
Death: "I'm going to take my keys and strangle him... " (evil giggle)
Plague: "Chaos, stop scooting away from her, you're squishing me."
Chaos: "Sorry. And War is probably becoming one with the window."
War: "Window decal..."

Chaos: "Out of consideration for everyone else on this trolley, I refuse to sing."

(when the conductor "left" the tour to go change costume)
Tour Guide: "Are you sure we should go?"
Plague (loudly, over the rest of the crowd): "LEAVE HIM!"

(actor doing a bad ripoff of the Swedish Chef routine)
Chaos: "The Swedish part of me is highly insulted."
Death: The Muppet fan in me is REALLY insulted!"

(on the way to the theater, largely misquoted from Plague, Death, and War)
"G.I. Joe is NOT an individual! It was a group of people dedicated to saving the world from Cobra!"
"So, that made them mongooses... or mongeese?"
"Mongols?
"Mongi!"

While waiting an hour at the theater waiting for Matrix Reloaded to start, got bored and started taking photos of Plague's "Wu Panda" in War's baseball cap, on a motorcycle, et cetera. And we had lots of sugar. And WAR HAD CAFFEINE.

(while propping up the bear so War could take a pic)
Chaos: "I give you the world's most unlikely underwear model."

Plague: "If I find there's a wu-panda porn.com site out there now, I will kill you."

(posing the bear)
Death: "He may be malleable, but he's not that flexible."

Plague(?): "Laurence Fishburne and Chris Judge... bookends!"

...

I wish I could find my notebook.

More later when I'm coherent.