mandolin | Note to my creativity demons:

Okay, then, you've pretty much rebelled against doing any fanfic work that has a chance in hell of seeing the light of day. The PRNS story idea you had boiled down to a crossover with no point to it that had one redeeming scene:

"Well, I didn't make a total fool of myself," May sighed as she followed Cam down the path.

Cam looked confused. "What are you talking about? You didn't make a fool of yourself."

"Yeah, well, you told me what had happened to your Dad beforehand," she answered. "But you know how sometimes, in an awkward situation, you have the most inappropriate thing possible running through your head over and over again?"

"Depends. How inappropriate?"

"I swear, I had the French Taunter from Monty Python going on and on in my head. You know, 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?'" She sighed. "Only with the mother and father switched."

"May, he's a guinea pig," Cam corrected, trying to hide his amusement at her obvious chagrin.

"I know, I know! That made it even worse!"

...and that was about it.

So now that I have aired the one good bit that came out of that idea, can we get back to the real stuff?

And if any of you start spouting off ideas while I'm stuck in the dentist's chair only to shut up completely once I'm free to write again, someone's going to suffer.

That's all. :)