This one's for violetbloom.

[mandolin]

Van Helsing in Fifteen Minutes, courtesy of cleolinda

VAN HELSING: He's not your brother anymore! He's just a bunch of pixels!

Can't... stop... laughing...

Comments

[the-never.livejournal.com]

My own thoughts on improving Van Helsing:

Serious:

if this were a Xena style series, I would never miss an episode.

Dracula was too much of a ham. I would have recast with a better actor- maybe Vincent D'Onofrio

animated segues

catchy opening theme, like the 60's Batman had.

Put it on TV, Sunday nights, right after Simpsons.


Not really serious, but it totally occurred to me:

Make it a musical. With the werewolf beat-boxing and dracula rapping and Frankenstein pop-locking all over the place, and those Deatha-loompa things running around doing dance numbers.

Change the main characters name to 'Simon Belmont' and the movies name to 'Castlevania: The Movie'

[irenak.livejournal.com]

Dracula was too much of a ham. I would have recast with a better actor- maybe Vincent D'Onofrio

Vincent D'Onofrio isn't a ham? Have you *seen* Law and Order: Criminal Intent?

Though I'm all for the Van Helsing: Warrior Princess idea...